Best Of Men's Fashion Week: Blechhhhhh

Is it possible for a man to look handsome without looking like a metrosexual stereotype? Or clothes to not look like I would tell my gayest male friends "You look like a abecrombied out pirate with a pension for low cut tops that even I would not wear"? I am not impressed, and I really wanted to be.

These last two are all I could in good conscious put up that were not some sort of caricaturization of either a hipster, or a goth, or a prep, or whatever ridiculousness men's fashion is now. But, since I love my boys, I will keep trying, or most likely. I will like what people are wearing out of the tents more.....